January 2011
ive noticed
that every time I try to do something nice for your sister you always fuck it up for me. YOU ruin every chance I get. You ask me to help you out and to keep her busy while you set shit up, and you know Im down to do that, but then you tell me that you dont need me anymore and that you’re having someone that I cant stand do what I was gonna do, and you still expect me to show up? You ruined...
youve gotta be fuckin kidding me
you lied to me and you used me. dont worry though your still gonna get that present you wanted so bad. then after that you’ll never here from me aggain. But that present, I hope that shit sits there and reminds you
Stories of a Kiosk Employee #16
pasttheseeyes:
Today a hot girl passed by. As she walked past an African American youthful man, he looked back and visually raped her. MJIA.
hahahaha
shake weight
dumbest thing in the world haha. why would you pay 40 bucks when all you gotta do is just go give a nigga a handjob lol. jus sayin haha
My Feeling
I have a feeling that after i have two jobs for a bit and I start having alot of money that people are gonna come out of no where trying to kick it and start asking me for money….
I hate texting people and they dont answer. But...
Ghosts 'n Stuff
pjdublada-jr:
dnoir:
…And my jaw dropped <3
……same hahaha X)
your jaw dropped? iono for me something popped up ;-) hahaha. damn!
fyi if god wanted mexican women to wear tops, he wouldnt have invented tequila
– Eric Forman from That 70’s Show
remember who was there for you even when you...
and on the count of three Go
and on the count of three everyone run back to your fantasy
San Diegans
It is about to be 75 degrees today in the mira mesa area! Lets have fun even though its a sunday!!
* i start beat boxing
*start progressively getting faster
*beat gets louder and crazier
Dad walks by and says "shut the fuck up im watching tv"
baby you summertime fine
i dont sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
i dont use ice packs. i use frozen bags of...
hero 108
I watch this shit every morning. And its like Commander ApeTruly is a dumbass, he always gets into trouble. Why the hell doesnt he just bring first squad around with him like his bodyguards?! stupid